They live in caves, don't they?
Tossing aside decades of actual research and proven results, the environmental left argue that harvesting dead trees after catastrophic events are bad for the environment.
By God, if caves are good enough for them, they are good enough for us all! They do live in caves don't they? And don't use paper products. Right?
Next up, organic farming disrupts the natural balance by truamatizing corn. "Rows of corn are just another method the Man uses to force conformity on the natural world."