Some things are Priceless
Pride. Well, strike that one. My pride can be had apparently for about 26/hr.
A silicone testicular implant (slightly used), however, came in at significantly less than priceless. A steal at 62 bucks.
Scroll down to the seller's description though, for some priceless memories like the following:
I remember visiting my older brother shortly after the surgery. When we shook hands I slipped the old implant into his hand. He looked at it in disgust and I said "I knew you'd have my nuts in your hand before the night was over." Good times.