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Friday, November 19, 2004

It’s Called Cold Fury for a Reason

If I absolutely had to pick a favorite blog, it’d be Cold Fury. There are a lot of close seconds, but Mike and Joe consistently bring the ribs that I like best to our big blogospheric barbeque. A case in point is this post by Mike, which I missed earlier in the week. He really runs the loony left through with their own skewer, and then proceeds to give them a thorough and well-deserved grilling.

I seriously, wholeheartedly recommend to everyone – liberal readers especially – that you go read that post in its entirety. To get you going, here’s the basic idea: Mike stipulates that all of the horrible crap the left has been saying about us is actually true. We really are going to round them all up and put them in concentration camps. Bush actually is Hitler, and the ovens are warming up to roast every last liberal dissenter. The war was all about oil, too, and we can’t wait to use it to power our endless conflict with the third world.

Liberals have been spewing such bile from the rooftops since 2001; now that the worst has come to pass (again), where is the action such horror demands?

… there’ll be no health care at all for the poor (whose numbers we will be increasing by every means we can think of), and if you dare to complain about life in the New Conservative Amerikkka, we’re going to kill you for it.

All of that: so stipulated. Now, the question for you moonbat Lefty baglappers: what the hell are you going to do about it?

I mean, seriously; if you truly believe that all this is now in the process of happening right before your very eyes, doesn’t it become incumbent upon you, as the most basic imaginable of moral obligations, to do something to prevent it, or overturn it? I mean, obviously, you tried peaceful means of stopping us, but that didn’t work—because us right-wingnuts rigged the election and disenfranchised everybody. And you can’t go to the courts because they’re in the Bushitler’s pocket too, all the way up to the Supreme Court, which you’ve been saying for four years now illegally handed him the White House after the tainted 2000 “election.” So your last legal, nonviolent means of resistance has been taken away from you, and you can’t even count on the media to publicize the reality of what’s going on because of their right-wing slant, their fondness for the status quo, and of course the fact that they’re really nothing but money-grubbing corporations themselves whose only concern is the bottom line.

So what’s left, Lefties? Where do you go from here? What are you gonna do about it?

I’ll tell you what you’re going to do about it: you’re not going to do one damned thing but continue with your whining, that’s what, and it’s not because deep down you’re all cowards either. It’s because deep down, you know you’re full of shit. You don’t even believe half the stuff you’re currently crying about yourselves.

The rest – coming both before the excerpt above and continuing long after – is even better. I’ve never seen anything that challenges the left in quite this way. It’s brilliant. Liberals are going to hate it.

Go read it. Right now.

I might have this week’s Alliance Filthy Lie Assignment up later today, if there is enough time during lunch to write something.