Ssstone Sssexy: A Filthy Lie About Glen's T-Shirt Babe
Well, a lone arbitration spy made it back from the mission to discover what Evil Glen's t-shirts might look like and who might be modeling them. Only by using the mirror in her emergency makeup kit was our spy able to catch a glimpse and live to tell about it:
Instapundit t-shirt babe
Looks like the exploits of Perseus might have been exaggerated a bit, hmmm? Those Greeks and their silly myths; next they'll be telling us they founded western civilization!
In unrelated news, arbitration intelligence at the zoo is hiring spies ... and selling remarkably lifelike statues.
(ed. note: The original art by Boris Vallejo - who I'm sure is far too kind, intelligent, and good-looking to sue the likes of me - can be seen here. Not work safe!)